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Or we could just take turns. Assuming you know how to hold a ladder.

Of course I know how to hold a ladder!

Just checking. ☺️

What would make you think otherwise?

[ Gay people can use ladders, Greer. ]

Well, you seemed so set on washing the windows. I had to make sure it wasn't a cover.

For what?

Not knowing how to use a ladder.

[ she's too amused about this. ]

Well you can't do both at once, now can you?

You could. Might be unwise, though. Possibly even dangerous.

My arms are not ten feet long

The wings definitely made you look wider the other night.

Ha ha 😛